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The Buns That Got Away

Plates of the Past

  • The Cauliflower's Cumin From Inside the House Burger (comes with cauliflower & cumin)
  • Gourdon-Hamsey Burger (comes with squash & ham)
  • The Silentil Night Burger (comes with lentils)
  • Eggers Can't be Cheesers (with fried egg & cheese)
  • Beets of Burden Burger (served with too many beets)
  • Fifth Day of Christmas Burger (comes with five golden rings of onion)
  • Plymouth Roquefort Burger
  • Last of the Mo-jicama (comes with jicama)
  • Chile Relleno-You-Didn't Burger
  • Curd-fect Strangers Burger (comes with cheese curds)
  • Cheeses is Born Burger (comes with baby Swiss cheese)
  • Don't You Four Cheddar 'Bout Me Burger (comes with four kinds of cheddar)
  • Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger (comes with pepper Jack cheese)
  • Let's Give 'Em Something Shittake 'Bout Burger
  • Jingle Bell Pepper Burger
  • Sgt. Poblano Pepper Lonely Artichoke Hearts Club Burger
  • Onion Ring Around the Rosemary
  • Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger
  • Open Sesame Burger (served open-faced on a sesame seed bun)
  • Run Gorgonzola Run Burger (made with gorgonzola)
  • It's Fun to Eat at the rYeMCA (comes on rye w/ mustard, cheese & avocado)
  • A Good Manchego Is Hard to Find Burger
  • Chard to a Crisp Burger
  • Chipotle Off the Old Block Burger
  • Fig-eta Bout It Burger
  • Foot Feta-ish Burger (comes with feta cheese, a.k.a. Never Been Feta Burger)
  • Hummus a Tune Burger
  • Neither Fish Nor Fowl Burger (100% beef)
  • Shoot Out at the Okra Corral Burger
  • Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger
  • Mesclun Around Burger
  • The Life of the Parsley Burger
  • Bleu by You Burger (with locally sourced bleu cheese)
  • Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger (comes with corn salsa)
  • Charbroil Fair Burger (comes with parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme)
  • Papaya Was a Rolling Stone Burger
  • Kales From the Crypt Burger
  • I Fought the Slaw Burger (And the Slaw Won)
  • Two Karat Burger (comes with two carrots)
  • Parma Parma Parma Chameleon Burger (with Parmesan crisp)
  • Freedom of Choys Burger (comes with bok choy)
  • The Final Kraut Down Burger (comes with sauerkraut)
  • Little Swiss Bunshine (comes on a buttered bun)
  • Enoki Dokie Burger (comes with enoki mushrooms)
  • Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger (comes with cheese curds)
  • Bohemian Radishy Burger
  • Good Night and Good Leek Burger
  • These Collards Don't Run Burger
  • The Child Molester (comes with candy)
  • Camembert-ly Legal Burger
  • Blue Is the Warmest Cheese Bruger
  • Cajun Gracefully Burger
  • Krauted House Burger
  • Tarragon in Sixty Seconds Burger
  • Salvador Cauliflower Burger
  • Beets of the Southern Wild Burger
  • If Looks Could Kale Burger
  • Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger
  • Poblano Picasso Burger
  • The Six Scallion Dollar Man Burger
  • Mushroom With a View Burger (porcini on a double decker)
  • Pickle My Funny Bone Burger
  • Free to Brie You and Me Burger
  • Not If I Can Kelp It Burger
  • "New Bacon-ings" (comes with bacon)
  • Rest in Peas Burger (comes with peas and carrots)
  • The Saffron Saff-off Burger
  • A Leek of Their Own Burger
  • Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger (with cumin)
  • The One Yam Band Burger (comes with yams)
  • Shoe String Around the Rosey Burger
  • Totally Radish Burger (comes with radish)
  • The Longest Chard Burger
  • Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger (with broccoli & artichoke hearts)
  • Home for the Challah-Days Burgers (comes on a challah roll)
  • I've Created a Muenster Burger
  • Let's Get Frisee Burger
  • Olive and Let Die Burger (with olives)
  • Pepper Don't Preach Burger (with pepper)
  • We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger
  • Sweet Chili O'Mine Burger
  • Sit and Spinach Burger
  • Knife to Meet You Burger (with thinly sliced beets)
  • I Came I Saw the Coleslaw Burger
  • Hit Me With Your Best Shallot Burger
  • Shake Your Honeymaker Burger (comes with honey mustard)
  • I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger
  • The Sound & the Curry Burger
  • Only the Provolonely Burger (comes with provolone)
  • Band on the Bun (comes with wings)
  • One Horse Open Slaw (comes with slaw, no horse)
  • The Jack-O-Lentil Burger
  • I Heartichoke You Burger
  • Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger
  • Kale Mary Burger (served with kale)
  • I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings
  • Poutine on the Ritz Burger (comes with poutine fries)
  • The Human Polenta-pede Burger
  • Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger (comes with mushrooms)
  • Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man Burger (comes with sharp cheddar)
  • Use It or Bleus It Burger (comes with bleu cheese)
  • Sweaty Palms Burger (comes with hearts of palm)
  • I'm OK, You're Ok-ra Burger
  • Chevre Which Way But Loose Burger
  • Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger
  • Top Bun Burger (comes on our best seven-grain bun)
  • Let It Snow Peas Burger
  • So Many Fennel So Little Thyme Burger
  • Winter Muensterland Burger (with muenster cheese, side of snow peas)
  • The Roquefort Files Burger
  • To Err Is Cumin Burger
  • Beet-er Late Than Never Burger
  • Sprouts! Sprouts! Sprouts It All Out! Burger
  • Beets Me Burger
  • Edward James Olive-most Burger
  • Caper Magic to Yourself (comes with capers, also magic doesn't exist)
  • National Pass-Thyme Burger
  • Butterface Burger
  • Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger
  • I Ran, So Tar...Burger (not fully visible)
  • Three Beets to the Wind Burger
  • Grandpa Muenster Burger
  • Take Me Out to the Burger (comes with peanuts and Cracker Jacks)
  • One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish Hamburger
  • Is This Your Chard Burger
  • The Troy Oinkman Burger (served with bacon)
  • Bean Spirit (comes with beans)
  • I Mint to Do That Burger (comes with mint relish)
  • Sweet Home Avocado Burger
  • Tunami
  • Sug-Conscious Burger (on a sub roll)
  • Onion Burger - Grilled...to Death!
  • Yes I Cayenne Burger
  • I Am Mad About Saffron (made with no saffron)
  • Peas and Thank You Burger
  • Summer Thyme Burger
  • 50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger
  • It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It)
  • Romanes of the Day Burger
  • Ruta-Bag-A Burger
  • Burger a la Mode (comes with ice cream, not on top)
  • Do Brussel Burger (comes with Brussels sprouts)